Procrastination: A National Concern

ilovecharts:

Recurring Developments - An interactive visualization of running jokes in Arrested Development episodes

thebluthcompany:

Bluth Family Love Banners. 

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mollyiswideawake:

mentalalchemy:

I’d feel like a little bitch if I didn’t reblog this

I lost it at “bitch mittens”

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theclearlydope:

Summer is coming.

“They truly are purer archetypes. They’re literally Biblical. If you get the DC characters right, they can be important, they can be about us.”

- Zack Snyder

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stupidstupidhenchgirl:

venomkid-64:

omg tumblr, stop, you’re drunk.

HAHAHAHAHA

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recreationalcannibalism:

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derpes:

And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”

And Abraham replied, “What.”

God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”

To which they responded, “Gay.” 

And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.

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The newest version of the Iron Man suit has the most important feature of all.

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